YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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alcoholism kills

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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