If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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What comes after "Q" R

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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hahaha

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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This post contains NOTHING.

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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penis

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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