What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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