Whoa! A talking carrot!

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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Dead babies.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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Punchline.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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