Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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A van drives into a car.

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i heart wiener

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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