hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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An Irishman stays home

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A black succeeds

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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Penis

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Write your own

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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