- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

the WNBA

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

Is Carly smart? No.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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