Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Penis

Obamacare!

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Lacrosse

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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