why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Write your own

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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marble

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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