Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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cheese

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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beiber i straight

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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I don't get it

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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