How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

john liked the paper........ so he took it

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

Why were corners made? For crying.

Knock Knock Come in.

black people. that is all...

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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