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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

Small breasts.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Women's Golf

9/11/01 walks into a bar

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

i am predestal

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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