What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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Knock knock! Yes?

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Mexicans working in an office

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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barack osama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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