Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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Pickle!

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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