- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

I've got the moobs like jagger.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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