He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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minorities

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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Women's rights.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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What time is it? 10:58

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Well, this is fun.

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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