- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

9/11

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

penis

hahaha

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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