- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

Why were corners made? For crying.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

steves legs

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Canada

Look Down Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

What break when you talk?

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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