wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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i am predestal

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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