- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

Women's Golf

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

Women's rights

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

why did the chicken cross the road.

your life

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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