- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Knock Knock Good one...

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

Three men walked into a metal pole

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

Look Down Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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