What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

(insert Anti-Joke here)

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

SAY

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

God is religiously proven to be real

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Why were corners made? For crying.

Please don't rape me.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Write your own

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...