A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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Aodhan Hearty

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Pianca going ham

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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