Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

A black guy walks in to a bar.

Haha pizza

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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