Potato salad

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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