Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Jews for Jesus

steves legs

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

No.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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