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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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