What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

Fruitcake

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

I'm gay. Great me too.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

Women's rights

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

What has human male genitalia? A human male

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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