Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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Women rights.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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penis

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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