Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

hi

Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

marble

What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

^that joke's not funny

What do black men do in the South? Hang around

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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