johann grayson being liked

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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I love boobs

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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Anti Joke

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