Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

Niko isnt a mexican douche

SPAMS!!!

Black Poeple

The geese of Growmore

Mmmm, donuts

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

Haha pizza

Two women were sitting in silence.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Why....... Because.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

Anti Joke

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