a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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Got milk? No.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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^that joke's not funny

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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