What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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