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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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