What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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your life

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Penis

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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johann grayson being liked

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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