Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Satan called. I put him on hold.

yo momma is so tall shes tall

How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

what is patrick wilson? smart

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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