Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

justin littleton. nuff said

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

Knock Knock. F uck off.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Women's rights

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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