What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Hitler is my role model

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

how do you stop a train? you cant..

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

Liars go to hell! -God

Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

Five guys one rape.

what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

SPAMS!!!

Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

The geese of Growmore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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