Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Mexicans working in an office

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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SPAMS!!!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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