I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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the WNBA

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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American Idol

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gays

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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