Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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What comes after "Q" R

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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Anti Joke

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