I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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Jasper sucks.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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black people. that is all...

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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what's black? a lot of things.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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