knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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