- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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