Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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What comes after "Q" R

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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a black guy leaves prison

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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i am predestal

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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