Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Small breasts.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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