- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

I am black.

Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

I dislike old people.

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

Niko isnt a mexican douche

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

Two women were sitting in silence.

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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