Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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Haha

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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Dear John,

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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Religion

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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Hello world

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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Guess what? SHADAP

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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