What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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steves legs

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Covietz has a large penis

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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Anti Joke

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