why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

Niko isnt a mexican douche

suck my dick.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

A black guy walks in to a bar.

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

Haha pizza

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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