How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Pianca going ham

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Jewish People

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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your all shit at jokes

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Josh kissing a girl

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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