abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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Got milk? No.

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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The WNBA

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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