Please don't rape me.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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steves legs

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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Come in

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Want to hear an anti-joke?

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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knock knock come in

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Benevolent villain.

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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