A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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21

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ekoj

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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Icecream

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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Religion

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What does a man like. food.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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Womens rights.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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