- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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