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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Penis

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Obamacare!

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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