Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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I like to eat.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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