A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

look at there!! an entire dog!!

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

A homeless person dies.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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