- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Dead babies.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

why did the chicken cross the road.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

I love boobs

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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