Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

a banana

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

A scottish man having fun

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

This joke isnt funny.

black people. that is all...

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

I am really good at math debating

whats young and never moved? still born baby

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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