A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

you wanna hear a joke? no

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

Exactly what?

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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