how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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hahaha

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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A homeless person dies.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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gays

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Anti Joke

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