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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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DANA

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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gays

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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