why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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