It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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Penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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