It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

Sea World Japan.

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

A man walks into a bar.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

DONALD TRUMP DIES

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Oliver's friends

How do you leave a man in suspense...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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