Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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Women's rights.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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GooglePlus.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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