Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Canada

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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marble

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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