- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

Your life That's the joke

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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