- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

What do you call a group of asians? China.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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