if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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knock knock come in

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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69

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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