A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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women's lacrosse.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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DANA

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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An Irishman stays home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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