What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Fruitcake

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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9/11

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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Steering Wheel Face.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Pickle!

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your life

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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