- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Why were corners made? For crying.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Knock Knock. F uck off.

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

Hi poop!

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

Nicholas Cage

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

I met a man today. His name was John.

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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