- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

I had a dream I watched Inception.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What is Jason? Black.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

I can't think of a joke!

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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