What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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