Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

69

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

your life

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

Indeed.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

A scottish man having fun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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