How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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Anti jokes are funny

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Women rights..

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