- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

A black guy walks in to a bar.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

I like to eat.

come along children

What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

Robin, get in the car.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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