roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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A fish walks into a bar

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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