Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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your life

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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Penis

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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