What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Why....... Because.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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hahaha

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