- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

Slavery

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Can I touch it?

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

A fat man buys a salad

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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