-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Two women were sitting in silence.

Niko isnt a mexican douche

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Fruitcake

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

A women walks out of a kitchen.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

9/11

Steering Wheel Face.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

Pickle!

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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