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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

A black guy walks in to a bar.

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

I like to eat.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

come along children

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

Robin, get in the car.

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

GRAAAAAAAR.

Why....... Because.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

knock knock you may come in

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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