why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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