Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Women's rights.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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God.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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Anti Joke

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