How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

gays

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

Knock Knock Good one...

pubic lice.

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

Why were corners made? For crying.

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

okay.....

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

Canada

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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