A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Why Because

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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9/11

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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A homeless person dies.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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