Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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nice shorts.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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Real jokes.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

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