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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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but there is a road to the super market

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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^that joke's not funny

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throbbing slobber

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Black Poeple

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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