what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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Real jokes.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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Noah is Smart.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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