What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

gay marriage.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

beiber i straight

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

steves legs

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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