What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

Y2K

What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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