Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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That's what he said.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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Women's rights

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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Your life That's the joke

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Real jokes.

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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