Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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Robin, get in the car.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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8====D {(0)}

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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