black people. that is all...

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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if it's friday, it must be China

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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Hello world

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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