What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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