When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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GooglePlus.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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SPAMS!!!

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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A black man killed someone

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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