What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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Well, this is fun.

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Miscarriages.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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