What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

Pianca going ham

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Icecream

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

Three men walked into a metal pole

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

Religion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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