What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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anus soup

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Jews for Jesus

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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This post contains NOTHING.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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A joke

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cheese

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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