What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

Three men walked into a metal pole

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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why did the man die? he got shot

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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