Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Want to hear an anti-joke?

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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Dear John,

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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