- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

cheese

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

A ginger rapping.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

This joke isnt funny.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

I don't get it

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Penis

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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