Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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Myspace

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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suck my dick.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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