How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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I am black.

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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haha.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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I dislike old people.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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