A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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nice shorts.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Women rights.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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Robin, get in the car.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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penis

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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