Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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So these two guys are in this barn f!@#$%^ this owl! no terms of service were available but i posted anyway cuz i just didnt want the best anti to be missed!

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What is black, white and hungry? A woman with a rare skin disorder known as Vitiligo which causes discolourtion of the skins pigment in patches; who is hungry.

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say it aloud and fast: •im sofa king stew ped •ice bank mice elf •alpha Q •mike hunt •mike ock

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops. What's worse than being raped by a Triceratops? Being gang raped by a herd of Triceratops.

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Whats better than winning a gold in the special olympics? Not being a retard

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why didnt the boys drink the coffee? because she coughed on it

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What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

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I would write a joke, but it wouldn't be funny

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What's the worst thing to find in an empty box? Nothing,It's empty

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What do you call a girl with 2 brains? Pregnant

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Dinosaur!

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I know you are but what am I? A queer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm from the Department of Child Services, i'm here to take your children.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" Not the best move Anne Frank ever made.

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How many militant feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? 2, one to change the bulb and another to suck my dick.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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What does the Christian celebrate on Christmas? Christmas

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Yeah, you cant make nukes without certain components which are illegal to come by, you know Iranian Uranium I believe, I still feel pretty ill, if you dont mind, lets change the subject. Say, does the word yellowcake mean anything to you?

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what do u get when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant a genetically disformed animal comes out who dies shortly after

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Q: why is the squirrel stuck in the tree? A: because he should have finished high school.

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Whats the difference between a fire hydrant and the color green? They're both green. Except the fire hydrant.

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