Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was mmfmffemuuuuuffuummuuuuuluuu.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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What is black, white and hungry? A woman with a rare skin disorder known as Vitiligo which causes discolourtion of the skins pigment in patches; who is hungry.

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What's the worst thing to find in an empty box? Nothing,It's empty

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Whats blue and smells like grass? Boise States football field

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm from the Department of Child Services, i'm here to take your children.

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how did the girl fall off the swing. BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS HAHAHAH

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So these two guys are in this barn f!@#$%^ this owl! no terms of service were available but i posted anyway cuz i just didnt want the best anti to be missed!

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What did my mom say when she walked in my room? You smell like body oder.

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How many militant feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? 2, one to change the bulb and another to suck my dick.

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Whats the difference between the floor and the ceiling? One of them is higher!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops. What's worse than being raped by a Triceratops? Being gang raped by a herd of Triceratops.

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why didnt the boys drink the coffee? because she coughed on it

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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http://www.youtube.com/user/SWkangaroo

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why did the guy with cancer die? because he had cancer

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An Israeli, a Palestinian and an American walk into a bar. The Israeli shoots the Palestinian and says it was self defence. The American agrees with him.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't keep a Ferrari in my garage. (????)?

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Dinosaur!

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" Not the best move Anne Frank ever made.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

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Bill: Did you hear about the black guy that went to college? John: No. Bill: me neither...

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Anti Joke

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