say it aloud and fast: •im sofa king stew ped •ice bank mice elf •alpha Q •mike hunt •mike ock

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Because Jimmy was a fish

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I would write a joke, but it wouldn't be funny

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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What is black, white and hungry? A woman with a rare skin disorder known as Vitiligo which causes discolourtion of the skins pigment in patches; who is hungry.

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how did the girl fall off the swing. BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS HAHAHAH

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Why didnt the deer move out of the street when the guy yelled at it? Because deer are a very sensitive species you should try asking politely next time.

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http://www.youtube.com/user/SWkangaroo

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An Israeli, a Palestinian and an American walk into a bar. The Israeli shoots the Palestinian and says it was self defence. The American agrees with him.

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How many militant feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? 2, one to change the bulb and another to suck my dick.

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why didnt the boys drink the coffee? because she coughed on it

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Whats the difference between the floor and the ceiling? One of them is higher!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? cause 789! no, not anymore, didn't you hear? 6 and 9 got together last night and 8 eachother.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops. What's worse than being raped by a Triceratops? Being gang raped by a herd of Triceratops.

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Whats blue and smells like grass? Boise States football field

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm from the Department of Child Services, i'm here to take your children.

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What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, the holocaust was a tragic event in human history.

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What does the Christian celebrate on Christmas? Christmas

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't keep a Ferrari in my garage. (????)?

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Why can't Tom go horse back riding? He is paralized from the neck down

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what do u get when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant a genetically disformed animal comes out who dies shortly after

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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