Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the city on the other side. He hoped he could find work in one of the city's cheap factories. He needed money for his family: he could not bear to see them slowly starve for any longer. If he could get a lowly-paid job he may be able to just sustain them. But he knew it could not last for long. He would probably die on the streets or in the slums, cold, lonely and starving. But it was a risk worth taking - he could not see his own family waste slowly away like so many of his friends had.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Dear John,

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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