What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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Where else? The junk yard

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A man buys free health care...

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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Black Poeple

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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nice shorts.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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