What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

Herman Cain

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

Aodhan Hearty

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

lewis bedford

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

A horse walks into a glue factory..

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Dead babies.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

your all shit at jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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