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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

a horse walks into a barn

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

jack shine has boobs

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

God is religiously proven to be real

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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