why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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Please don't rape me.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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