How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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anus soup

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Women's Golf

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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This post contains NOTHING.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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