roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

kennah campion... being nice

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Punchline.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

What is Jason? Black.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

black people. that is all...

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Knock Knock Good one...

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

if it's friday, it must be China

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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