Why were corners made? For crying.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Bing

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

Y2K

What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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