Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

what is white and sticky? glue.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Real jokes.

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Women's rights

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

DONALD TRUMP DIES

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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