What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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Hi poop!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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but there is a road to the super market

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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