What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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kennah campion... being nice

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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Punchline.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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What is Jason? Black.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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