- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

Niko isnt a mexican douche

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

Two women were sitting in silence.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

9/11

A women walks out of a kitchen.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

Steering Wheel Face.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

your life

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??